Weirdo street magician, David Blaine, has announced his latest stunt to be entitled 'Sod all'
And it does just what it says it does on the tin. The card-trickster cum street levitator is intending to do absolutely nothing for a whole six months and experts are saying that it's Blaine's most ambitious showpiece to date. A spokesman for the mysterious man of magic read a statement last night
"This is David's most dangerous escapade yet. You must understand that for somebody like him who constantly craves publicity and adulation, then risking keeping a low profile for such an extended period could well prove fatal.
However there will be tabloid journalists waiting nearby and if David's profile risks disappearing completely off the scale, then they will produce some emergency headlines; but only as a last resort and purely as a quick career revival mechanism"
Experts are divided over the risks involved with the stunt. Some say Blaine, the consummate professional, will pull it off with panache, whereas others point to Paul Daniels as an example, and shuffle about with sad expressions whilst shrugging their shoulders.