President Mahmoud Ahmedinajad rallied the Iranian nation in his latest anti-Western speech “how dare these dogs dictate the spelling of an Arab dish, there is no letter O in Hummus, brothers we resist such Western blasphemy”
We understand that this latest spat has arisen after a Sainsbury’s advert was seen by an aide and reported to the Iranian leader
The President continued “we will develop our own chick-pea for mass destruction, and brothers, I urge you to develop enriched spellings of hummus (without the O)”
President Obama, alarmed by such a provocative action has not ruled out air strikes to deposit US English dictionaries