Masterchef's smug foodie Greg Torode was today in hosiptal following a massive coronary brought on by the stress of a dish served by a contestant. A spokesperson for the show explained,"he had just finished a cougette stuffed quails leg with jus de pomegranate when the next contestant brought him a mushroom omelette. They weren't even being ironic, they just used two hen eggs and button mushrooms for fuck sake. The complete bastards!"
Greg is responding well to treatment, but the the lunch trolley is the next critical hurdle for him.
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Greg Torode suffers coronary after wannabe chef serves omelette
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