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Started 3 years ago by Scroat
Latest reply from AdrianJ

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Caesar's wife likes it.

Scroat

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi.

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Caesar adsum iam forte, Pompey aderat. Caesar sic in omnibus, Pompey sic in at.

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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One of the memorable moments of my school career was when a wag named Ecclestone pretended not to be able to conjugate the verb Ducir (? - it was a long time ago).
As far as I remember it is:
Duci
Ducis
Ducit
Ducimus
Ducistis
Ducunt

Ecclestone kept fluffing the last part with the result that the Latin teacher was dancing around the room shouting DUCUNT Ecclestone, DUCUNT!
Gales of laughter.

Posted 3 years ago #
Zadok the second

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No wonder he went on to run Formula 1.

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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And there was me thinking Scroat had posted the list of ingredients off the back of a bottle of Head & Shoulders...

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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I know this isn't the nicest thing to say, Mr Beq, but that can't be the best photo that you have of yourself. Sorry to bring it up.

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MrChigleysAunt

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Hmm. I don't think it is the same Mr Ecclestone who runs Formula 1 but the Ecclestone I'm talking about could fart at will. Will hated it.

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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Scroat - great minds, I used that just today!

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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The sweet irony here, Mr Mucky Plunker, is that it IS the most flattering photo representing me that is currently available.

Poor me.

Sympathy from the ladies please....

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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I saw, I came, I wiped up.

Posted 3 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Scroat, I think your keyboard maybe broken.

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