A letter to the Government from a 3 year old girl has been circulating the internet with such speed and support that David Cameron has agreed to rename his party 'The Posh Twits'. The circulating web-bound photograph shows the letter, with a few lines of badly scrawled handwriting, that Cameron sent back to the girl, informing her that it was a fantastic idea.
"You have made a brilliant point, Lucy", it reads. "Why are we called the Conservatives when we are anything but? Public schooled, well-spoken and immaculately dressed, we are, old chap, rather posh, aren't we?"
In his reply, Cameron attached a benefits claimant card, loaded with £3, and later claimed, "Never have we had so much support in favour of a Conservative policy. It would be political suicide not to follow through with the idea and risk angering so many voters." Lucy, 3, has been quoted as saying her next letter will be to ...
(punchline block) any takers?