A recent survey has found that when on an airplane, passengers are more relaxed whilst coming in to land when the pilot has a 'posh' accent, as opposed to a regional twang.
Cockney pilots top the scare list, with "Alwight (silent 'L') you slaaaaags we're abaaaart to laaaand" being their most unnerving phrase.
Scouse pilots were also mentioned in the survey, with planes often landing BEFORE getting past the 'Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay' of "Ay we're landin laarrrr dey do doh don't dey doh".
Although not from a specific region, Gangsta Rapping pilots also scored low when requesting passengers to "Fasten your mother-f**kin seat belts mother-f**kers or you gonna get a bullet in your mother-f**kin head!!"
