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Is anyone else already wishing the olympics were over?
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Posted 1 year ago #
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It's going to be like 17 Christmas viewing & listening schedules strapped end-to-end. Might be 18.
As with the last Footer World Cup I've set myself the target of not watching any of it. I then plan to treat every hour not doing so as a sort of 'bonus hour'
Bah humbug
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I only like the curling.
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It's definitely cooler to adopt a don't-care, I've-got-more-important-things-to-worry-about attitude, that's for sure.
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Jesus, I might be cool - that's a first.
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Well I would ignore it all but I just happen to be a huge fan of women's beach volley ball.
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Does anyone else feel slightly uncomfortable watching the female gymnastics?
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What Olympics?
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I remember an old Seinfeld stand-up routine where he speculated about the "wrongness" of watching the women's gymnastics...
and he later (when in his late thirties) dated a 17-year-old high school student...
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Absolutely not.
I'm looking forward to it.
Not all the bullshit that surrounds it - but the actual athletes performing.
If you're not inspired by that, then...stick to watching DavePosted 1 year ago # -
Why? What does Dave do that’s so interesting?
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@b-j "Does anyone else feel slightly uncomfortable watching the female gymnastics? "
yep - any ideas why?
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AS I work for LloydsTSB I've been wishing they were over for several years now. I've been force fed the 'Olympics are great' mantra for so long my 2012 branded debit card will be out of date before the games even begin.
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God yes. And I hope the Manor Garden Allotments are reinstated afterwards. That really did piss me off.
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Would have been great if they could have worked the allotments in though : javelins for bean poles, hurdles converted into make-shift cloches, archers drafted in to control the pigeon population.
And everyone could have gone home with a big bunch of radishes.Posted 1 year ago # -
@b-j "Does anyone else feel slightly uncomfortable watching the female gymnastics? "
yes, though I find wearing baggy trousers and having a cushion on my lap helps
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b-j I can't imagine what attraction the womens beach volleyball holds.
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Am not realy looking forward to the Olympics as I don't really like the Olympics at the best of times... and living in London will make travelling to work a bit more of an effort... although the suggestion from the travel co-ordinators that maybe we should go for a few pints after work before trying to get home and walking around in central london rather than trying to get on tubes and buses is ok with me.
What I'm sort of dreading is the unknown over rent... already know of two people who live in Stratford who have been given their notice already to move out by June. Not sure how many tenants in London will end up being kicked out, but there's the double hit of having to move and then even if you were to move from one flat to another of the same size you will find your rent will have shot up again...
I had the letting agents round measuring and getting a valuation recently... pretty sure they'd give me more than the requisite months notice (not sure what the minimum is) and maybe I'd be able to shift my stuff into stotrage for a month or so then maybe move back... not yet sure!Also I'm a bit unsure about where the people who lose their flats/houses actually move to while the places are let out to olympic visitors... what did China do with them four years back?
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chances are the only dripping gussets you'll get at this years womens beach volleyball will be cos they're drenched with rain not sweat.
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I'm looking forward to laughing my tits off at the traffic chaos. Hopefully it won't affect Cheshire.
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What did China do? Knowing their human rights record, I should imagine they frog-marched all the displaced citizens to Outer Mongolia and left them to take their chances in the Gobi desert. I'll pass the suggestion on to Boris.
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Isn’t Dripping Gusset a small village in Wiltshire?
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...not far from Little-Minge-in-the-Marsh?
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I was concidering a sub along the lines of:
Paedophile watching gymnastics.
Discovers that Russian girl is actually 21.
Desperately tries to cover his tracks or
uses the Pete Townsend "research" excuse.Although recovering, I am not funny yet so can someone else flesh it out?
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Well I for one think it is a jolly good idea, and I think we should encourage the whole country to take part, even the fat wheezy ones.
And after lunch, there'll be the egg and spoon, the three-legged and the sack race, and of course that perennial favourite when all the athlete's dads have a race.
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The only way to make the games entertaining is to insist that the competitors are naked, as in ancient Greece, and to release hungry lions onto the track at the beginning of each race - see how the records will tumble!
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I don't have an athletic bone in my body.
(Though I do have an athlete's foot.)
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"I don't have an athletic bone in my body."
Let's not go there - Fish/barrels.Posted 1 year ago # -
I'd like to see the look on visiting athletes' faces when they try to make head or tail of the logo, or "brick through a window" to use its technical name.
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