Following the the Republican candidates declaration that once 13,000 Americans live on the Moon they can attempt to become a state the colony that resides on his head believe they should too.
The Governor of Newt's head said, “It’s only fair if the moon can do it so can we. The circumference of Gingrich's head and the moon are comparable, not to mention we already have 20,000 colonists.”
Newt was opened to the idea, but President Obama flatly derided the idea saying it would be unfair to award electoral college votes to the residents of a candidates bodies, saying, “You don’t hear me suggesting the 500,000 people living on my penis get a vote.” Before adding, Yes. It’s that big.”
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Newt Gingrich’s Head To Apply For Statehood
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