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'Andy has a disappointing semi', claims Murry's girlfriend

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Posted 1 year ago #
Mandy Lifeboat

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Puerile, school boy, funny = stars. Murry needs an 'a' in it and thought - 'dissapponting semi - again' would improve a tadge?

Posted 1 year ago #
cinquecento

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or something along the lines of that's all he can achieve, eg
"Andy never gets past a semi", reports Murray's girlfriend ?

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Good post, but I have to say that cc's version wins on a tie-break

You could even combine them into a NiB. There must be tennis jokes out there (stands back and waits for the barrage of dodgy puns & double entendres)

Posted 1 year ago #
charlies_hat

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Right now it looks as if his semi has turned into a Priapism (one of the great words...)!

Posted 1 year ago #
cinquecento

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new balls please

Posted 1 year ago #
simonjmr

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Murray's lazy lob means he never gets past a semi

Posted 1 year ago #
Mandy Lifeboat

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'Frustrating but fun' claims Murray's girlfriend as Andy gets on top but Djokovic comes from behind to finish the job off.

Is that enough double entendres?

Posted 1 year ago #
Son of Barnabas

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Love all!

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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NEW BALLS!

Posted 1 year ago #
Mandy Lifeboat

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After 5 hours of sweaty action my arms and wrists really ache says Andy...

Posted 1 year ago #

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