"I have been put through hell these last hours" claimed new born Scarlett Brooks, who is asking Chipping Norton police to investigate claims that unknown people were monitoring her every move and breath.
"My suspicions were first aroused when at 3pm this afternoon I passed wind and gave a quiet shriek only to find that a red haired lady appeared near instantly in my room, by my side, soothing my pains" Complained the 7lb 2oz baby "how could they know to appear at just that moment? Conincidence or sinister invasion of privacy?"
Baby Scarlett has also talked of mass intrusion by unknown people taking photographs and thinks it may be something to do with her recent birth being 'leaked' to unknown parties. "Details of my birth seem to have found there way into the press, thankfully I have a team of good PR around me to ensure many details are kept private but someone close to me must be I wasn't born yesterday", the flamed haired minature Churchill lookalike revealed, "It was earlier today if you must know".