Do you have any examples of up-dates nursery rhymes? I thought it may act as a catalyst for some satirical subs. Also it is an excuse to share one which always makes me smile.
Simple Simon met a pie man, going to a fayre
Said simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the pie man to simple Simon, "Pies, you mong!"
I'm sure there is mileage in Jack and Jill making a claim to Injury lawyers 4U
or little Jack Horner being diagnosed as autistic.