B&Q customer lands first punch after being asked if he wants decking
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Yes, I like this one.
Trying to give this 5 stars but the *****king 'pooter is playing up -
Excellent one liner - go to the top of the class !
Reminds me of this old joke:
I got arrested for punching a coloured woman in B&Q today. It wasn't my fault, my dad told me to nip in and get a black and decker.
VCG - indeed a daft gag, but I'm now liberally splattered with Jameson's !
ticker in waiting
thats the funniest joke I've heard since the B&Q 'you want decking' joke about 15 years ago... oh !
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