An outcry from Newsbiscuit contributors over their lack of free automobiles has rippled through the satirical community in recent days. People who enjoy frequent toilet breaks at work to check if they've got any more 'gold stars', have been bombarded with pop ups telling them that they're the '1,000,000 person to have seen this advert, so CLICK NOW FOR A FREE CAR' or something equally dreadful.
"Being a fucking moron, I make it my business to click on pop up offers as often as possible. " Said one regular writer. "If the ad in question is bombarding my eyes with bright luminous colours, and offering something that only a dribbling fuckwit would begin to believe, then yeah, they're likely to grab my interest. You don't expect to find lies on the internet, so when I excitedly clicked on my 'prize' only to find I was now part of some convoluted sales process, I was very confused. I've a good mind to take my writing gift elsewhere. I probably won't though."