Pint-sized survival fan Bear Grylls has launched a new range of sturdy beef wellingtons.
Waterproof, practical and steeped in madeira wine, the gastronomic footwear is a must for explorers who find themselves surrounded by discerning dinner guests in harsh jungle environments.
"Foraging for beef can be boring", explained Grylls, "and only a foolhardy survivalist would attempt to make bush pastry."
Grylls credits his own pair of the all-terrain main course with persauding his wife to marry him. As the little adventurer explained; "there's just something women love about the paté of tiny feet."