Surgeons were baffled today by reports that Paul Daniels finger had finally had enough of the association and had cut him off. The finger, interviewed at a secret location stated, " I did 60 odd years with him, a bleedin' life sentence." Mr Daniels was unavailable for comment, though his friend did confirm he had taken to wearing mittens.
Finger cuts off Paul Daniels
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Another top notch story from the Henley Standard...?
My finger cuts off Paul Daniels every time he appears on the damn screen.
What is this I don't even
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