Sales of large screen LCD TVs have nosedived as people have realised that the same affect can be obtained by moving the chair closer to the television.
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Sales of big screen TVs slump as people start sitting closer
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberI agree with Godly, this should be expanded! Great premise, too good to just be a ticker. How will the recreate surround sound? Whirl a speaker over their head?
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberstars, very funny.
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Sales of large televisions have slumped following the realisation that simply moving the viewer's chair gave the same affect for a fraction of the cost. "This has saved me a fortune.", said Mr Chav Porshe of Basildon, "Which came in handy after paying out for a new 3D television to be installed that turned out to be a window - mind you it was realistic."
Posted 1 year ago #
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