Birmingham council have agreed to an experiment whereby male voters are being encouraged to donate sperm and vote all in the same booth. On production of the ballot card, men will be given their voting forms, a glass cup and a copy of Big Jugs Weekly or The Boy's Chocolate Starfish Monthly dependent on their preference
Unfortunately the late decision has meant there wasnt enough time to convert the booths to add privacy but the clinics doubt that will put guys off. Although time spent in booths will be longer, both parties hope to see greater thought go into both processes
There is no doubt that the clinics will see a huge spike in sperm availability, however the Electoral Commission is anticipating a higher percentage of spoilt ballot papers, estimating that jizz will form 90% of the problem
