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Heavy drinking Eastbourne ex-pat neglects Neat-O success

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Started 8 years ago by fernandomando
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fernandomando

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Where o where o where o where o where is the next neat-o topic Mr W?

Posted 8 years ago #
Scroat

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Letsby Avenue Mr W. Otherwise the week will have gone.

Posted 8 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Oops - sorry, Neat-O fans - very busy getting ready to get married in a few days - apparently I need to source a ring from somewhere in a hurry. Many thanks for making me the latest winner, Mr B, and for the beautifully engraved mucoid plaque which arrived this morning. It's wonderful for the Neat-O to have come full-circle, and I'm surprised there's been nothing about it on the news.

Delay also because I've been feeling rather under the weather for the last few days - not unconnected to this is the subject of the next Neat-O:

"Stag night".

Usual rules - you have about a week to come up with funny subs on this subject - one-liners or 300-word behemoths welcome. I'll be judging on wit, elegance and who I like best.

My earliest post-nuptial surfacing will probably be Monday, so you have until then.

Posted 8 years ago #
andhrimnir

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10 Across: Inebriated Westwell uses the tags thing defence following arrest after badger fisting, squirrel licking and puffin twatting spree. (4, 5)

Posted 8 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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just a suggestion Rick: a jewellers?

All the best for your wedding day, any details posted on here would be much appreciated by the girls, real and honorary xxxx

Posted 8 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Thanks Stunts, but I've pinned my hopes on finding a piggy-wig in the land where the bong-tree grows, with a ring at the end of his nose. If not, I'm sure I can have fun with the bong-tree.

Here's where we're getting married, on the beach:
Obviously it'll rain

I'll let all you girls and interested male biscuiteers know how it goes! X

Posted 8 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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Looks a-m-a-z-i-n-g!! *sigh*. Noosa is beautiful. We spent a whole night there fifteen years ago and it was the highlight of an already fabulous time in lovely Queensland.

Course it won't rain on your parade. We'll all be thinking of you - hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, dancing by the light of the moon.

Posted 8 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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I bin to Noosa, too and Mooloolaba. Its a very nice area. Have a good wedding, Mr Well.

Posted 8 years ago #
Basil_B

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Me and Mrs Basil got married in Oz seven years ago and spent our honeymoon a bit further up the coast in the Whitsunday Isles and then Port Douglas. What are the chances of consecutive Neat o winners having that in common.
Good luck Mr and Mrs West for your big day on the east coast.

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