Daily Mail “columnist”, Richard Littlejohn, was completely gob-smacked today after finally getting around to watching “Up”, the Disney/Pixar feature film. In his continuing battle separating fact from fiction, Littlejohn claimed that the film had to be a documentary:
“There is no way this isn’t real. I defy anyone to come close to imagining such a script; I mean, YOU couldn’t make it, could you? Of course not, you are just a limp, left-leaning, liberal leech.”
After it was pointed out that Mr Littlejohn was spitting rage at a wonky lamppost, he went on to add:
“I know who you are – some sort of Polish lighting device, intent on stealing jobs from British lampposts.”
Despite initial reports on this story sounding far-fetched, an official statement has been released from Littlejohn’s lawyers stating that... “he is a cretin.”