In an attempt to meet the Kyoto protocol targets on CO2 emissions, David Cameron will call on the poor to stop wasting oxygen and creating unnecessary carbon dioxide. "These people are nothing but a drain on our welfare state and on our CO2 targets" he explained. "In these times of austerity, the poor using precious gases is a luxury we can't afford...you know...with us all being in it together, even Nick can hold his breath for a couple of minutes, before I have to let him go"
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