NewsBiscuit : Is it just me or is the purple woman on today's FP a bit yummy?

Is it just me or is the purple woman on today's FP a bit yummy?

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Oxbridge

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...I'll get my coat

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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Not just you; she is definitely quite shagworthy.

Posted 1 year ago #
jp1885

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I would.

She wouldn't, but I would!

Posted 1 year ago #
Oxbridge

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If she did and got pregnant, you could have a daughter called Violet

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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I think her name is Di.
You’ll get a purple knob if you dip it in di.

Posted 1 year ago #
jp1885

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Scratch my previous comment - actually I think she would...

Just not with me.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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You can if you want; I don't do purples.

Its not rascist, just personal preferance.

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Are we talking about Quality Street here?

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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Makes a change from smurfettes.

Posted 1 year ago #
cinquecento

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once you've had blue, nothing else will do

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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Once you’ve had fat there’s no looking back

Posted 1 year ago #

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