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Constipated pensioner found motionless

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Started 1 year ago by Major Clanger
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Major Clanger

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Posted 1 year ago #
medici2471

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No shit!

Posted 1 year ago #
Major Clanger

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I'd ask if you'd seen that new movie "Constipation".... but it hasn't come out yet.

Posted 1 year ago #
medici2471

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No but I've smelt the trailer

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Newsquelch

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Haha! *****

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godly1966

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I saw that in the theatre, no fun sitting in the stools.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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5*

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John Ffitch-Rucker

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Straining for a movement? 5*

Posted 1 year ago #
Newsquelch

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Unfortunately the victim usually called in regularly..

Posted 1 year ago #
medici2471

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an unopened pack of Andrex by his side

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Newsquelch

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The ambulance service said he was a curled up heap. Clearly browned off with the situation.

Posted 1 year ago #
FlashArry

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Thwarted by the child-proof top on the bottle of syrup of figs ?

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Immunis

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This story's going nowhere

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dvo4fun

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yep

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Major Clanger

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Hmmm. Lavatorial humour may be a load of crap, but it always gets a reaction.

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* * * * * Royal flush

Posted 1 year ago #
Major Clanger

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Got my first ticker with this. I'm looking forward to my second and turd.

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godly1966

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Hmmm Shakespeare, Richard the turd

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