For the last few weeks we have been obsessed with colour Diane Abbott, John Terry, Liverpool football club etc. So I think it might be helpful if we know each other’s colour. I will start the ball rolling as coming out as purple with green spots. All comments I make should be taken in the context of what is culturally acceptable for purple green spotted people.Apart from Fridays when I have a blue rinse and call myself Tracy.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI'm a very pale blue, but in the summer I go bright red for a while before becoming a pallid milky white.
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Completely transparent. People are always telling me they can see right through me....
Sorry, that was awful wasn't it?
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberVCG, can they see you coming?
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberMonochrome, black and white - a bit like the J Major Spitting Image puppet.
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Ironduke
offlineMemberI think you have all been rather flippant on this important topic.
I googled the Dulux Colour Chart and it turns out I am Tuscan Treasure. Matt, not Gloss.
I think the potential impact for race relations here is huge... when we are all subdivided accordingly, rather than just a few arbitrary groups (Black, White etc) there'll be thousands of different flavours and we'll be having the Music of Maraschino Mocha Origin awards, we'll be going for a sweet and sour with an Earth Glaze waiter, dancing to a samba rhythym with Mr Delhi Bazaar and telling JeniB she should have put sun screen on because now her shoulders are Volcanic Splash
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberWe 'ad a family of them purples move into our street. Won't be long before we're completely marooned.
OK so I used that joke already but worth another outing, I thought.
Posted 1 year ago #
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