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Ofsted report reveals "appalling levels of arithmetic and writing in Hogwarts"

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quango

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Ofsted point out that no amount of magic can conjugate a verb or differentiate an equation. More on this soon...

Posted 1 year ago #
kimllfixit

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I always wondered when they'd get time to study Silas Marner or work out the median of a runner's speed over a particular distance, what with all the "alohamora" and crime fighting taking up their day.

Posted 1 year ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Aren't Ofsted all about anti-bullying measures and inclusion policies and financial management these days rather than looking at teaching? That's what mates in education tell me anyway.

Posted 1 year ago #
quango

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Do you think then Ofsted might be able to sort out the inherent 'non-magical racism' that seems to be deep-seeded within the entire wizarding community? A the horrendous murder rate the school has?

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