The 2012 Awards season will climax in six weeks time when the Porn Industry OscHards are awarded, but an industry insider and Executive Producer for many adult movies, claims that remakes of Hollywood blockbusters is threatening to stifle artistic creativity, originality and perversity.
So far during the 2011 / 2012 season we have seen War Whores, In between her, Dame Busters and the Girl With the Dragon Twat …Ewwww, all hitting our screens.
Max Rimming of PervyMax Studios in Pasedena, has noted that Steven Spielberg Movies are much loved by the adult industry for conversion to hardcore films, and we have been treated over the last ten years to Jurassic Pork, ET – The Extra Testicle, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Munch it, Schindler’s Fist and Shaving Ryan’s Privates.
Historically, the conversion of popular entertainment into adult productions goes way back beyond Shakespeare, there is evidence that Shakespeare himself dabbled with several adult versions of his plays, it is known that Tight Ass Andronicus I, II, II and IV were in production in Soho’s adult theatres before the Globe premiered Titus Andronicus as canon.
The 1960’s and 70’s spawned such classics as One Blew over the Cuckold’s Chest, The Magnificent Shaven, A couple of lips Now!, Lawrence of her Labia, King Dong and the Right Stiffy. The adult movie genre also crossed over into mainstream cinema with art movies such as Deep Throat, Last Tango in Paris and Carry On Emmanuelle being enthusiastically received and embraced by the generally movie going public.
But it was the 1990’s and the early part of the 21st Century that saw the emergence the adult remake overcoming the blockbusters that spawned them, with gems such as Driving Miss Daisy Crazy, Good Will Humping, Tit Antics, The Legend of the Tea Bagger’s Van, Forest Hump. Fumble in the Bronx, Pan’s Labiarinth, Oh she’s 11, 12 and 13.
Children's films and TV shoes have also been targeted for adult remakes with the release of Bicurious George, Dildo and Stitches, Finger Bob's and The Littlest Ho Bo.
For years the British Porn Industry has been renowned for knocking out poor quality cheap imitations such as Bender Likes Beckham, Come on Eileen, The Girl with the Pearl Necklace, Phwoar Beddings and a Fun Hole, as well as regional specialities such as Hard Dai, and conversions of popular pantomimes – Wood in the Babes is viewed as being one the best home grown attempts.
But in recent years the Brits have started developing projects that are based upon original ideas, scripts and productions, it is expected that at this years OscHards at least one British Film will triumph – and at last fulfil Colin Wellhards promise to the Academy nearly 25 years ago that “The Brits are coming”
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