In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa.
“First is everything and every American needs to enjoy that experience, no matter what that experience may be” said Obama.
So 2013 may have many things but it will contain New York children attending school at the old 3am
The American military are unaffected. According to General Clint Borhham “Hell we don’t care what time of day it is, in fact we don’t know what day it is anyways”