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Retired Greengrocer disappointed with his final celery pension.

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Posted 1 year ago #
kga6

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When he complained they told him, 'sorry, that's shallot'.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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At least the little old ladies will stop squeezing his plums. 5*

Posted 1 year ago #
cinquecento

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made me laugh 5*

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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snappy sub perks. Have your 5 a day.

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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very funny indeed-24 carats

Was he called Tom Ato?

apologies

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Super

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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v good. see also "I'm a celeriac get me out of here"

Posted 1 year ago #
tedweasel

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Top notch.
Could be worse, it could come with perks!

Posted 1 year ago #
button

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Lovely

Posted 1 year ago #
Major Clanger

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Clearly he knows his onions.

Posted 1 year ago #

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