White People, the homogeneous mass of caucasians who all think the same, may be ordered by a court to open up their famous "Divide and Rule" game to all comers.
The move follows complaints by Dianne Abbot, who complained that white people uniformly like to play Divide and Rule and that black people shouldn't play along with it.
"Abbott is no racist, so it must be true that all white people are the same, and they all have a secret bond that cuts across all classes, that makes them so good at playing divide and rule," said one games master. "Why that is I don't know. They must have a natural sense of rhythm or something."
One friend of Abbott's was furious at the suggestion of racism. "Blimey, you can't say anything these days. Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends play divide and rule."