NewsBiscuit : I see the Met Office have issued an amber weather warning due to high winds.

I see the Met Office have issued an amber weather warning due to high winds.

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dvo4fun

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Have I missed out on some national meteorological education programme? Should I (e.g.) take my roof down and store it somewhere?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Best to stand outside with a gun, and blast away at any particularly strong gusts.

Posted 1 year ago #
allmyownstunts

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does that work?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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It's hard to say for sure, but the neighbours seem reluctant to criticise the approach.

Posted 1 year ago #
FlashArry

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... devastating is the revenge of the seasonal sprout-based diet ...

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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I think it's only so we can get prepared to put our camcorders on and record the chaos as unusual objects fly past our windows.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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That's what I love about this country, 3 months of bad weather and a spiraling depression until April.

Posted 1 year ago #

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