In a shock interview with the One Show, former veggie and tripod lover, Sir Paul (97), admitted to crazed and depraved afternoon orgies of eating meat flavoured crisps.
"Smoky bacon, beef and onion even roast chicken, there was no stopping me!", said a
visibly distraught St Paul.
He went on,"It got so bad that I was crushing them up really fine, and then snorting them from the top of one of Heathers legs that she had left behind! I think it was the 'dress' leg, with the patent leather high heeled trainer!"
"Luckily my old mate Keith Richards came around and got me clean of the habit, he really helped me to see what was important in my life, and happily I'm now back on the heroin, like in the good old days!"
Although Ms Mills was unavailable for comment, we imagine she would have said;
"The daft old twat, if only he knew that I used to lace his nut cutlets with lambs blood! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!"
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