After his recent split from Christianity Jesus gave his first press conference today confirming that he is going solo.
Sat with PR representative Max Clifford, Jesus sported a new style of shorter hair, no beard and the flowing robes were replaced by a more casual, modern style of jeans, a shirt and designer sunglasses.
"I'm very excited about this new direction I'm taking, it's giving me more creative freedom, a new voice and who knows I'm sure I'd be allowed back into the family business if it all didn't work out", said Jesus to chuckles from the press gallery. "There's no beef with Dad or the Spook but I've served my apprenticeship and now I'm ready to start something new, I'm going to call it Jesusity and I'm looking for follower, so check out my new facebook page."
Rumours of a film and / or a five album record deal are yet to be confirmed but his difference with the Vatican was pronounced as he refused to talk about the Pope but referred to him as "the peanut toothed old Nazi". When asked by the press what was to come next Jesus responded, "a well earned glass of wine" adding with a wink "and don't worry, there'll be enough for everyone".