It reminds me of all the great humor that came out of your Underground bombings.
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Nice New York car bomb ticker.
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Posted 3 years ago #
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Have you never seen a Hollywood blockbuster movie, sport? We're evil villains over here. Evil.
And if you're choosing comparisons, the huge amount of jokes that came out of the attempted car bombing at Glasgow airport would probably be a better one.
Also while we're on the subject, I seem to recall the major satirical news radio show on at the time of the Underground bombings in the UK, The Now Show, was recorded the day after the bombing, and didn't shy away from the topic. So there.
Posted 3 years ago # -
It's always impressed me about you, Rikkor, that you can laugh at others, but never at yourself or your fellow country-people. Bless, you. Love, Plucky. xxx
Posted 3 years ago # -
I wonder if Mel Gibson will star in a Hollywood blockbuster about a retired Freedom Fighter, who was tempted out of retirement to do One Last Job, a routine car bombing of the Great Satan HQ's in New York (home to the goddamn commies and liberals)
Except, somehow, the job went wrong...This movie would be massive box office in Flyover State, USA,
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I must congratulate your countryman for 'foiing' The bomb plot by waiting for it to NOT GO OFF ! I suspect whoever did this won't do well on Terrorist Idol.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Madjez - you had me laughing out loud; and that's something umpires don't do.
Can't wait for "Strictly Come Bombing".
Posted 3 years ago # -
My work is done when I have enraged a toothless Irish dwarf and a superannuated, epicene floorwalker with delusions of grandeur.
Posted 3 years ago # -
oh bollocks. Am I too late to become enraged?
How dare USAsians say we can not make funny about such things. I am enraged. There's a clear line to be drawn between humorous terrorism and the more serious type. I suggest that loss of life might be a good place to start.
The British like to wear 'sense of humour' as some badge of pride and also carry it as a stick to beat foreigners with whenever possible. Now sit still rikkor, while I hit you with the enraged stick of freedom to make mildly amusing jokes at situations where no one died.
Unless you were winding us up in which case, oh... actually never mind.
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they don't make bombs like they used to
you would have to have renamed the place Times RoundPosted 3 years ago # -
Rikkor, old pal, I honestly don't have to be enraged to point out when you're getting things a little bit wrong. I bet you think all those women who won't go out with you are either furious lesbians or having their period.
Also, I'm not really Irish, and have all my own teeth. That's just an FYI.
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Dear Deidre,
Today I had to look up the word 'epicene'. All my friends are calling me stupid. What should I do?
Yours worriedly,
QorbeQ from Banbury
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Qorbeq, you should get angry, then you could be Banbury Cross.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Is that near the epicene-ter of the explosion that didn't happen.
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Yes chill-out Rikkor. The fact that no-one was hurt and the bungling nature of the bomber surely puts this in the same category of the farcical Glasgow attack rather than anything more serious. Remember we’ve had about 30 years of the Irish trying to blow us up to hone our bomb jokes.
PS Loved the fact the guy was caught at JFK airport trying to fly direct to Dubai. I think they're dealing with a real James Bond type here ! Did he not think to drive to Canada or perhaps fly somewhere not in the Middle East first.
Posted 3 years ago # -
I have to admit to being shocked by the ticker. The incorrect use of a semicolon instead of a colon really grates.
Posted 3 years ago # -
I hate the idea of someone incorrectly using my colon too. The editor of the Daily Maul shall hear of this outrage!
Posted 3 years ago # -
Please stop Rikkor-bashing - at least he know's what going-on over the fence
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We are not Rikkor-bashing (that would make a good euphamism !) we are merely taking the piss out of a fellow biscuiter who has stuck his neck out for our amusement.
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