Eric Pickles, Nicholas Soames and Anne Widecombe are to be awarded with special OBE’s for services to obesity. “These OBE’s for the obese could be seen as being for services to growth,” a Conservative party spokesperson said. “Fat people consume a lot and therefore contribute to the economy in a way that thin people do not. And, irrespective of their background, fat people tend to die younger, relieving pressure on our hard-pressed NHS. People who choose to be great big fat blokes are, in a very real way exercising a democratic freedom and doing their bit for the nation.”
New Year’s Honour’s list puts the OBE in obesity
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