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  • Started 1 year ago by The All New Jeni B
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  1. simonjmr

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    Rolf Harris must surely be a good outside bet or Denis Healey

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. bonjonelson

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    Lord Lucan

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  3. button

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    Nicholas Parsons

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  4. riesler

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    That bloke on the A2, half an inch from my back bumper.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. riesler

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    Bruce Forsyth.... please.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. Immunis

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    I'll take Engelbert Humperdinck on 26 May 2012. All the British acts have died at the Eurovision for years and this could be an extreme instance of it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Nicholas Parsons. I can only get 5minutes, 27 seconds into ‘just a minute’ before he forces me to switch off.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Scroat

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    How has Keith Richards managed to keep going this long? I mean really.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. Scroat

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    Ken Dodd. You read it here first.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. button

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    Its only a matter of time before Mr Jolly takes him out.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. beau-jolly

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    Who, Slippy Parsons? Not sure it counts if you murder them.

    BTW "I'm a bereaver" has got to be a ticker if not a Sun headline

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Son of Barnabas

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    Seeing pictures from the Oscars, I'm inclined to think that Christopher Plummer pegged it several years ago, but they exhumed him just for the night.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. JohnA

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    Kirk Douglas. Angela Lansbury. Lindsay Lohan.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. beau-jolly

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    Did anyone have Norman St John-Stevas?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. medici2471

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    b-j - we'll probably find out in the next few days

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  16. beau-jolly

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    Justice Secretary Ken Clarke told the BBC: "He was very flamboyant and had a style all of his own, which was very theatrical, but actually he was an intelligent, sensitive man.
    Gay then?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. simonjmr

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    Philip "Don't tell hime PIke" Madoc as well, I'm going for David Belamy for the Tricast

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. shitsu_tonka

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    Read a couple of Norman St John Stevas' obits and they're all quite sad. No mention of his private life, they read like he was gay and rather than crack on with it sublimated his desires and went strangely religious and peculiar.

    Know I'm being a sap but I do hope a nice chap pops up in the next few days and says he was his partner for forty years.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. beau-jolly

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    Can I have dibs on "likely lad" Rodney Bewes? I saw him on the telly the other night and he looked bloody old for 70.
    He used to live around our way and visit the pub. Apparently he was a right cock and got pissed off if no-one recognised him. Looks likehe's now getting up the nose of George Harrison's widow.Likely-to go-next-lad

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  20. Stan Laurel

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    I was always more of a Terry Collier fan myself, but Mr Bewes' autobiography is a fascinating (and good) read.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. dvo4fun

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    b-j - good call I'd say.

    Bewes on your link looks similar to but older than Bilbo in his last scene of the final film of 'Lord of the Ring' trilogy

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  22. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    "and rather than crack on with it sublimated his desires and went strangely religious and peculiar"... according to Freudian theory everything we do is a sublimation of sexual desire. But then, Freud was a cunt.

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  23. Scroat

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    Peter Sallis, I reckon. Only one of the original Last of the Summer Winers left I believe.

    Rodney B is a bit of a prat, I agree. Fell out with James Bolam and they haven't spoken for years allegedly. Life's too short, surely.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. Gerontius

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    Did anybody have that whale that washed up on the shore at Skegness a while back?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. dvo4fun

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    Wasn't that Russel Grant? Ooh, anybody got him yet?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. shitsu_tonka

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    Anyone plumped for Meat Loaf? If not I'll add him to my list.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. The All New Jeni B

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    I'm still saying George Michael's a favourite. Surely it's about time they admitted he's got more than Pneumonia?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. weematt

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    Can I add dersfer the spammer? Must be in with a shout. Already dead from neck up.
    Bet this thread becomes a target now.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. Son of Barnabas

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    Rowan Williams, anyone?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. shitsu_tonka

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    What else has George Micheal got? Fabulous voice? Addiction to having daft facial hair? The Camberwell Carrot in his glove box?

    Posted 1 year ago #

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