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What's the latest on the Dead Pool?


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  • Started 1 year ago by The All New Jeni B
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  1. Sinnick

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    Ah, James Whitaker. Didn't you just love his reports ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. dvo4fun

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    Yep, so sincere. So impartial and objective an observer of the Windsors and all who sail in them. A sad loss to cutting-edge journalism.

    And to his family & friends, it must be said.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. The All New Jeni B

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    Hoops, have you heard the one about the Fairmont St.As, Houston's former co-star, the spa, and a sexual assault case?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Al OPecia

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    Whitaker croaks before Phil the Greek - the start of this thread - there's irony in them thar hills.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. Hoops McCann

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    Not heard that one Jen .... do tell etc

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. The All New Jeni B

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    Ooh!! Shoes!!!!
    (Will do Hoops.)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. rikkor

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    The English-speaking world's greatest actor, Ernest Borgnine.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. The All New Jeni B

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    I'm going to go for a wild-card: Rupert Grint.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. Oxbridge

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    I'm going to have to stop going abroad. I misssed James Whittaker's death, damn it all.

    Apparently Whitney Houston's remaking her old hit film, The Bodybag.

    [Ba-doom TSH]

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Hoops McCann

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    Supply the punchline Michael Barrymore's new sitcom ???

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Hoops McCann

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    Only pools and corpses

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Haywood Manley

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    Michael Barrymore's My Kind Of People (without lying about it this time).

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. medici2471

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    Top, middle or bottom Mr Barrymore?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. The All New Jeni B

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    Frank Carson?
    Did anyone even know he was still alive?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. Ironduke

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    stars for 'pools and corpses'

    Surely an England World Cup winner has to go soon? Bobby Charlton has been quiet for a bit...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. FlashArry

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    Chris Moyles. Please. I'll even chip in a few bob as a sweetener

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. FlashArry

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    OK, make it a few quid then

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. rikkor

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    Whitney Houston.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. bonjonelson

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    Has anyone put their name on Patrick Moore yet?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. dvo4fun

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    Oh, good call bonjo

    I'm going to put a pound,each way, on Roy Hattersley

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. Ironduke

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    Noel Fielding.

    Oh please dear God, Noel Fielding.

    In what dimension of what panet with which alien audience might he even be considered the remotest bit humerous? Even as a post-satirical pseudo-classical neo-mirthical avant-garde humorist....he make that Duckworth Lewis bloke sound like a comic genius.

    Right. There. I;ve said m'piece and I'm goin to bed. don't try to stop me.....

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. Son of Barnabas

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    Just because he's not humerus, there's no need to give him the cold shoulder.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. Son of Barnabas

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    Ooh... how about Roger (no) Moore?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. simonjmr

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    Anybody got Mandela yet?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. button

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    I watched The Dead Pool on TCM last night, and by rights the one thing that should have died after that film was Liam Neeson's acting career.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Duke - 'humerous’?
    I suppose there’s no ‘arm in trying to give him the elbow.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. bonjonelson

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    Noone had Davey Jones then...

    Please tell me that he's being buried at sea.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. riesler

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    I'm a bereaver!

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  29. writinginbsl

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    these 'humerous' remarks are not only bone-al, they are rather disjointed.

    coat

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. seymour totti

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    Has anyone got dibs on Herbert Lom, who played Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the original Pink Panther movies? Still going strong at 94.

    He spent many years trying to murder Clouseau, a feat finally achieved by Steve Martin in 2006!

    In the same theme, Burt Kwock must be a contender. Almost time for someone to blow his little yellow skin off.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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