Forum

The NewsBiscuit Community

Sign up or log in - lost password?

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

What's the latest on the Dead Pool?


(490 posts) (74 voices)
  • Started 1 year ago by The All New Jeni B
  • Latest reply from sydalg

Tags:

  • ceci n'est pas une tag
  • Court Diary
  • English and Welsh Law
  • Fart in a colander
  • Fingers crossed for Cliff
  • I’m glad he’s gone.
  • Late Final -- Read All About It
  • Miscellaneous
  • No end to her talents.
  • Out of respect
  • Rikkor RIP
  • Scotch brothel
  • Scottish Law
  • Security tag
  • Tags ain't what they used to be
  • This isn't a tag
  • This one's for my puppy
  • Tony Greig
  • Topics being monitored by the North Korean government
  • Topics being monitored by The Times obituarist
  • Topics created within the past minute
  • Topics updated within the past minute
  • Untagged
  • Various
  • Your RS feed
« Previous1…121314…17Next »
  1. riesler

    offline
    Member

    Anyone else baggsied Hugo Chavez?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  2. dvo4fun

    offline
    Member

    If not then you could be in with a shout

    'Mail': "Hugo Chavez 'only kept alive by life support' after cancer surgery"

    Isn't that what 'life support' is supposed to do?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  3. riesler

    offline
    Member

    I would go for the double with Fidel but he is proving as indestructible as Ronnie Biggs.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  4. beau-jolly

    offline
    Member

    There is every likelyhood that Fidel has been dead for a while. I was in Havana about 10 years ago and a local girl told me he has lots of different houses and quite a few dopplegangers so no-one knows where he is at any one time. He is feared rather than reveered. He was very ill in hospital a few years ago but apparently recovered. Although Roual Castro is ready to step up to the mark, locally he is considered a bit of a cock.

    Can I have a fiver on Hugh Heffner?
    A 26 year old bride must surely finish the old goat off. 26! FFS I have got pants older than that!

    Posted 5 months ago #
  5. dvo4fun

    offline
    Member

    @ riesler: Ronnie Biggs? I was sure he must be dead but google say no. Three years & counting post-release on compassionate grounds.

    When he does eventually go we could get Barbara Windsor back on the news telling us what a great chap he really was. Or was that the Krays?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  6. riesler

    offline
    Member

    Lovely lads. They only nailed their own to the floor.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  7. riesler

    offline
    Member

    My hamster is looking a bit peaky.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  8. rikkor

    offline
    Member

    Mickey Rooney?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  9. riesler

    offline
    Member

    No, his name is Snuggles.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  10. Squudge

    offline
    Member

    to be fair, 'Snuggles the hamster' does sound a bit unhealthy

    Posted 5 months ago #
  11. Dickens or Shakespeare

    offline
    Member

    When it comes to small mammals, Sellotape seems to do the trick adequately.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  12. The All New Jeni B

    offline
    Member

    Right, we're into the quiet post-Christmas spell, so what are your dead pool predictions for the year ahead?

    I'm putting money on Aretha Franklin slipping quietly away without fuss, and Robert Redford and/or Clint Eastwood as the 'thought he'd go on forever' bet.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  13. beau-jolly

    offline
    Member

    Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner. One way or another.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  14. Hoops McCann

    offline
    Member

    A big name suicide? as it'appens

    Posted 5 months ago #
  15. The All New Jeni B

    offline
    Member

    Good shout Hoops, thought about that too.

    Bound to be one of the 'former stars' who tops himself.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  16. Sinnick

    online
    Member

    Let's hope it's a dodgy DJ.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  17. Not Amused

    offline
    Member

    Can I have a fiver on a politician dying of food poisoning after eating a pasty ?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  18. Tripod

    offline
    Member

    Bound to be one of the 'former stars' who tops himself.

    Post-Savile, it's kinda depressing to see elderly men in the entertainment industry being arrested one by one. In this 'no smoke with out fire' era, I wonder if they're ever going to get a fair trial. The 'jury' seems to make up its mind, these days, on the day of arrest. If a man is guilty as charged, he may be suicidal. If he's innocent - but with reputation trashed - he may also be suicidal. I'm only surprised that we haven't seen a Savile-related suicide.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  19. Carter

    offline
    Member

    There probably has been a Savile related suicide or two amongst his hundreds of victims.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  20. Oxbridge

    offline
    Member

    And to get away from sex altogether, I bagsy Doris Day.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  21. simonjmr

    offline
    Member

    Thatcher, Kinnock and Ashdown in a Political tricast.

    Nick Clegg for prolonged career suicide.

    Richard Attenborough, he looked a bit peeky about 10 years ago when I saw him Barnes.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  22. Ironduke

    offline
    Member

    My triple accumulator is:

    Bryan Robson
    Sir Roger Bannister
    Dame Vera Lynn

    Posted 5 months ago #
  23. seymour totti

    offline
    Member

    Like the idea of the triple bet there ID.

    If not already taken, I plump for:-

    Chuck Berry
    James Garner
    Rick Astley (my outside bet)

    Posted 5 months ago #
  24. nickb

    offline
    Member

    that bloke

    Posted 5 months ago #
  25. The All New Jeni B

    offline
    Member

    Seymour, Chuck's checked out already...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  26. seymour totti

    offline
    Member

    Ooooh, official challenge! His Wikipedia page says he is still going. If he is dead, I'm not telling him!

    Posted 5 months ago #
  27. The All New Jeni B

    offline
    Member

    And this is why you should always thoroughly check your sources...Berry nearly dead...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  28. Ironduke

    offline
    Member

    the new 'sickie'

    Posted 5 months ago #
  29. Squudge

    offline
    Member

    Necropedia???

    Do they have a satire section I wonder...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  30. Son of Barnabas

    offline
    Member

    If we're going for a triple accumulator, why not make it really exciting and plump for similar names, e.g.:

    Chuck Berry (dead cert)
    Mary Berry (less likely but could choke on one of her own cakes)
    Halle Berry (rank outsider, but you never know. Freak accident maybe - has heart attack on receiving surprise Oscar for Lifetime Achievement?)

    Posted 5 months ago #

RSS feed for this topic

« Previous1…121314…17Next »

Reply »

You must log in to post.