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or a 2 litre bottle of White Lightning
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I'm placing a last minute tenner or Mandela.
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Pope Benedict. He doesn't seem to be out and about much anymore. And Nancy Reagan unless she's already dead in which case not her.
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Did anyone mention the nurse in the London Hospital with the prank?
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Who had Sir Patrick Moore?
I know one of you did...
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. I have the power of life and death...
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Poor old Patrick Moore. Personally the only public figure this year that I'm genuinely sad to hear has died. His continued existence was one of curiously comforting nostalgic idiosyncratic Britishness that made all the purile shit and uncertainty of modernity almost bearable.
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Very much agree NF. He was a hero.
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In a list of xylophone-playing astrologers, he was near the top...
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I had Patrick Moore from several months back. But I do worry about Scroat's predictive powers.
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I agree.
The degree of Scroat's predictive abilities far surpasses those of my phone.Posted 5 months ago # -
Trouble is, I'm next........
Oh F......
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Quick! Can I put a tenner on Scroat?
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"In a list of xylophone-playing astrologers, he was near the top... "
ASTRONOMERS!! He hated astrology, saying it proved only one thing - there's a mug born every minute.
Also, " ... curiously comforting nostalgic idiosyncratic Britishness ..."
Great words Nowherefast, agree wholeheartedly, but he also insisted that he was English, not British!
Great character, RIP.
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He hated astrology
Pfff... A piscean would say that...
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A smokin' Helmut Schmidt (94)
A slimline Denis Healey (94)

The vultures gather around Mandell (94)

In the triple I think Nelson Mandella may sadly give us the Christmas clog popperPosted 5 months ago # -
I've been thinking of Kate Bush or maybe it was Cathy, "I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in at your window..." Can't get the ruddy tune out of my head now....
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He's got a lung infection so we whipped out some gall stones. hmmm. Sadly I doubt he'll be opening any Christmas cards. I hope I'm wrong.
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Is it me, or are the BBC using "elegant sense of style" as a euphemism for homosexuality in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20730869
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I think Kate Bush is next Republican candidate for US president; she’ll probably win, too, with a name like that.
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Is it me, or are the BBC using "elegant sense of style" as a euphemism for homosexuality in this article
Hardly a euphemism, since this is from the same article: He retired to Cowes on the Isle of Wight where he ran an art gallery with his longtime partner Mark Fear.
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He retired to Cowes on the Isle of Wight where he ran an art gallery with his longtime partner Mark Fear
Is it me, or are the BBC using that phrase as an euphemism for having an elegant sense of style?
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Is Maggie Thatcher still holding on? I can hardly wait for the week's worth of mourning...
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the hypocracy and hyperbole will be a joy to behold
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I've always though that it was one of the things that qualified you for working for the BBC.
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Harold Camping
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Harold "carry on" Camping. Gets me every time!
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Worst nightmare is Thatch and Mandela go on or near the same day, allowing her evil acolytes to make dodgy parallels.
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He's going down...and a lot of his kind with him...and I tell you what, there'll be feasting and rejoicing over his warm dead body
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