In a crowd pleasing gesture from the treasury, UK chocolate currency will become legal tender until the end of the holiday period. But in a move designed to irritate Brussels, chocolate Euros will be excluded from the deal. It’s understood that one in ten chocolate coins will have a random laxative component, as part of the treasury’s quantitative easing strategy. Scotland will have its own chocolate currency, with added vitamin D.
Chocolate coins to become legal tender over festive period
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