Yesterday Wikileaks published the entirety of Santas “naughty-list” complete with data from his satellite navigation system.
As demonstrated on last night’s BBC Panorama programme, using this data it is possible to identify the name and home address of every bad child in the world.
Parents of children on the list have today, been expressing their anger at the leak: Mrs Ellison-Smyth from Chipping Norton said that she has given her nanny notice as it was “Obviously the nanny’s fault” that her little angels were on the list”. Mrs Brown from Billericay feared that her little Arun and Shuvawn would get bullied when they returned to school without the latest iPhones that they had asked for.
Other more articulate parents wondered if the list had been double checked and expressed the fear that their children would be disadvantaged for life by being on the list. Others worried as to what the CIA, MI5 and Toys-R-Us would do with the data.
Interviewed today a spokesman for “Wikileaks said that it was entirely possible that the children would be disadvantaged but said that this was “Just fucking tough”.