Inspired by http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16255972 - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...
S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime
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The river Piddle is fine, though.
The best bit was that by sensoring Arsenal, they turned it into anal (A***nal)
Not being a fan of this football malarky, I'll resist any attempt at expanding this in a humorous dimension.
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