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Confession now over Stunts. Say 3 Hail Marys, 2 Showery Berts and 1 Sonny Boy Williamson
Snog Mary (like, d'uh)
Avoid Showery Bert - just not into that kind of thing.
Excuse me, Stunts, but Sonny Boy Williamson must be well dead by now. That's not the time to be thinking of marrying.
Willoughby, McCall, Cotton - however I think Cotton and Willoughby come as a pair
Mrs QorbeQ keeps advising me to avoid the brown, something about her street and me not being up it or somesuch. That leaves me with Cam or Clegg to snog and/or marry ... does marriage preclude snogs?
Ok then. What about stunts, Mary, Jeni B? Anyone brave enough to answer that one?
That's easy: marry them all.
I reckon Clegg could be quite filthy underneath it all, so he'd probably be worth a snog.
I'd marry Cameron, purely because he'd be out the house a lot, but strikes me as the type who'd take the bins out when he's at home.
And I would avoid Brown entirely. Probably starting on Thursday.
Aw Plucky. Can we wait until I've lost the baby weight? Otherwise Jen and Stunts are going to seriously show me up in our polygamous wedding pics. Although they would anyway, in fairness - those Scottish sirens are drop dead gorgeous.
You are all gorgeous, Mary. I have to accept, though, that I have not had confirmation from Jen or Stunts, so there is no foregone conclusion. I can but live in hope and await diary organisation. Meanwhile, don't forget that there is a whole range of John Lewis items awaiting you in Cardiff. xxx
crivvens, didn't see that one coming -FaG, you scoundrel!
Plucky, you are a gent. Mary, so are you.
Gok Wan is a sweety but you don't leave many options for the boys on here, Stunts.
Norton Wan Carr?
I think I'll reserve my response to this until I am sober.
I once had that thought too, Jeni. People are still waiting.
I have heard Miss Munky and her boyfriend play this game. Alan Carr always seems to feature in it fairly quickly. Someone must want want a sustained relationship with him, surely. Bless his heart.
You sober yet Jeni? In the above stunts, Jeni, Scary conundrum I was forgetting that even if you were nominated for the kiss, you would demand to see a valid Equity card beforehand.
Jeni, I am reminded of a song from my youth, by Chubby Checker:
Let's get pissed again,
Like we did last summer,
Get pissed again,
Like we did, last year.
I hope you are fully recovered and adjusting to a new year. You are but a mere spring chicken, lovely girl.
I think that I may be sober now. Just.
I am however completely hoarse. Not even a croak. At best I can manage a strained whisper.
Cruelly, the boys in the house are delighted at this, and are taking great pleasure in taunting me, in the knowledge that I can't retaliate.
FaG, I've already told you that my Celeb snogging days are long, long gone. Although Mr B considers himself to be some kind of local superstar so perhaps he counts. (Actually, now I come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I snogged him either...)
Let there be no doubt that Mr B is some kind of local superstar, given that there are 3 of you in your relationship. Namely you, he and your laptop (which is probably a better alternative to sustaining a marriage than the celebs).
Glad you had a corker (birthday, as well as husband) Jen. My own birthday is fast approaching and I'm not impressed. I have been up the duff for my 28th, 29th and now 31st birthdays. I'm due one hell of a knees-up next year...
Snog Alan Carr, marry Gok Wan, avoid Graham Norton. Although i'd rather go shopping with any of them.
Thanks Mary, since I spent Millennium New Year in the local Maternity Ward, I think I've almost equalled your three birthday confinement.
Perhaps when LMM 2 arrives you should invest in a portable tv for the bedroom?
However, I have issues with both Carr and Wan's teeth, and Norton now looks rather too haggard to be considered cute, so would have to offer the alternative of - Go to the pub with Carr and Norton, and shopping with Wan. But only if he promises not to whisk the changing room curtains back and jiggling my boobs.
Ok, so next up, Rhys Ifans, David Thewliss and Mackenzie Crook.
I interviewed Rhys Ifans once and he was a cnut as our dear Rikkor would put it. Also addressed the entire interview to my breasts. although in fairness, back then they were worth a conversation. Incidentally, Gok Wan wouldn't have to whisk the changing room curtains back to jiggle my breasts these days, more lift the curtain an inch or two off the floor. I'd marry Crook as he'd be a laugh and snog Thewliss, although he looks like my geography teacher. Actually, back in the day, i probably snogged him too.
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