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Buiscionary

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Scroat

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Here's some oft-bandied jargon. Please feel free to add to the list.

Badger fisting

Botting chains

Ferret fingering

Frozen fist Fridays

Joan Bloggs

Lucky Pierre

Puffin Twatting

Queasing

Squirrel Licking

Stranglewank

The Cheeky Penguin

Van Rompuy

Excuse me I sneezed and a bit of wee came out

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Frozen food aisle

Garlic stuffing

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Hot tea/keyboard incident.

I'll get my coat/I have my coat/Yes, my coats on etc.

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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My coat's on West Nile for the three-ten at Lustcombe Mounds tomorrow, Jeni. But my knickers are safe.

Posted 3 years ago #
Quaz

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Isn't Lustcombe Mounds a porn star? I assume you leant her your coat to keep warm between takes. I agree, draw the line at lending her your knickers. With women like that if you give them an inch, they'll fake a smile.

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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Rikkor Mortis
Fists of Fury

Posted 3 years ago #

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