Despite figures today showing that record numbers of students are finding work in the sex industry, leading figures within the industry have joined forces today to call for improvements in the training that students are receiving to better prepare them for life as sex workers.
‘It’s shocking how little hands on experience some students have’ said London based pimp Darren Davis. ‘Some of them lack the basic skills you’d expect, like giving handjobs in toilets and blowjobs on their knees in fetid alleyways. I have to spend ages personally training most of our new recruits.’
Brothel madam Marlene Green agreed with him, saying ‘twenty years ago you’d be hard pushed to find a student who didn’t get off their heads and sleep with random strangers on a regular basis. These days they seem to be more concerned with attending lectures and passing exams. A skills gap is appearing, and we’re going to have to rely more and more on cheaper and better skilled sex workers from overseas if something isn’t done about it.’