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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPosted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberVery.
Try this...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8655651.stmPosted 3 years ago # -
PluckyMunky
offlineMemberSee my solution on the writers' page, Jeni (blush).
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3574
Hope you have a great night, tonight! xxx
Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberRikkor, it's not just Americans who are fat, the Germans seem to be catching up, as are the Brits.
It's just that when Americans get fat, they tend to supersize it. Florida seems to hold the world record for the largest people I have ever seen.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Quaz
offlineMemberEvening all, just a quick stop by. I've moved and BT seem unable to flick the switch labled "Broadband", (could they be any worse if they were a state run monopoly than a private one? Oh yes, remember the GPO?) so using wifi where I can. Still bating the colonials I see? Nice work, keep it up.
If the US now have to call up obese conscripts then will they have to make all the hatches bigger in tanks to stop troops getting stuck in an amusing Captain Mainwaring way?
Couldn't we just scoop up the excess of Brit youths out for a fight on a Saturday night in the town centres or those who make up inner city gangs and sell them on the US military? Some of them already have their own weapons.
Posted 3 years ago # -
rikkor
offlineMemberNo, no, no Jeni. You are missing the humor here. The joke is that you slim, trim Britons can't seem to win a war against the Germans without help from the fat, stupid Americans. So, the next time you quail in front of the Hun assault, we will not be able to help you as we are so fat. Get it?
Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI do now. I don't recall saying the Americans were stupid as well as fat, but if you say they are...
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