Local teenager Michael Hedges became the latest matriphiliac able to back out of an Oedipal sexual advance toward his own mother by blaming the autocorrect function on his iPhone.
"I withdrew the lewd comment immediately, but I hope I at least sowed a seed so to speak," explained the 19-year-old sicko after first texting to his mother, "I hope you saw me wanking when I told dad I'd passed", then quickly correcting himself with "OMG!!! Epic autocorrect fail!!! I meant I hope you saw me winking".
Michael's attempt at technology enhanced ultimate taboo relationships was described by an Apple spokesperson as "utterly representative," before adding, "oh shit! I mean representative!" going on later to say, "oh for fucks salt this tiny fuckind keyboard!"
