As physicists from around the world gather at CERN to see if they can find the particle responsible for the beginning of the universe, Biologists at Oxford University are just excited to find they are on the brink of identifying the 'Terrorist Cell'.
The Terrorist Cell is thought to be a cell in some people's bodies that makes them more likely to join Al-Qaeda. 'We know it exists, and over the last few days we have seen signs of it's existence 'Professor Hillwood, head of the research told us. 'We have been aware of the Terrorist Cell since it was first spoken of in the news following 9/11 but we are yet to locate it. However once found, we should be able treat terrorist tendencies with chemotherapy.'
Whichever is discovered first, the Higgs Boson or the Terrorist Cell, the leader of that research will be in line for a Nobel Prize. A spokesman for the prize told us 'although these are two very different pieces of research the end result will be the same. Both projects aim to find out what is responsible for a 'Big Bang''