At a packed press conference earlier today, Professor Higgs has announced that there are signs that God may exist. It appears that after exhaustive investigation at great expense and despite years of uncertainty initial findings are beginning to show concrete evidence that can only be explained by God existing.
Apparently the scientific community has been following a number of different lines of research and it was actually the accountancy section that finally uncovered the evidence. Professor Higgs commented “Bumping things into each other at ever increasing speeds is great fun but has so far revealed little. It was in fact a junior bookkeeper who first came up with the evidence when, in an unexpected outburst he shouted “God knows how they get away with wasting all this money” and that pointed us all in the right direction. So for the last few years we have been trying to find out how so many governments have given us so much money and the answer can only be that god is answering our prayers. Of course we have continued bumping things into each other as, whilst expensive, it is just such fun”.
We contacted God for comment on the research findings but it seems he was unavailable for comment.