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After much difficult pondering, here are the results of this weeks Neat O
Top three are
Sigmund's jewish breakfast, first borrow 4 eggs
QorbeQ's shuttering up channel four in fear of a return of the big breakfast
Rickwestwell's Existential health services swoop on hotel after all-day breakfast served on occasional table.
Overall winner is Rickwestwell.
Well done Rick and over to you.
In case any Neat-O fans missed my other post - the subject of the week is:
"Stag night".
You've got till Monday to post something witty on this subject, and the best one will win precisely bugger all.
Go team!
Paul McCartney to promote AFSN - Alcohol-Free Stag Nights. More soon.
Topical (with ref to his Meat-Free Mondays), but not a winner - anyway, I'm out of reach all next week, and will have no internet connectivity to set the next NEAT-O. No more "... has had to close, please send report to Microsoft" for 8 whole days. Bliss.
Found it! I thought I'd lost the Neat-O thread, but here's the little bugger.
Right - this has been the worst-run Neat-O in the competition's glorious history, and I am suitably ashamed. For this reason, the three entrants above all win a pint of beer, to be served in a soon-to-be-named London drinker on the evening of June 21st.
If any of you can't make it on that day, I am more than happy to collect your award for you.
In the interest of having an actual winner to pass on the frankly grubby baton, I choose Scroat's poem, now that I notice it's a poem - for what, we ask, is life, without a touch of Poetry in it?
Scroat, your move, and for God's sake take more care than I did.
Oh bugger - sorry andhrimnir. In that case, you win too.
You and Scroat now have to come up with the next Neat-O together, one word each.
andhrimnir also wins a pint of beer on June 21st in a central London boozer.
Well Rick - what can I say? Seeing that my judge has cast a vote in my favour as well as not giving me a chance to get involved in the new challenge, I can only wish the Andhrimnir/Scroat coalition all the best - it's hard enough to choose one word from the OED, but when two of you have to hold a committee meeting to get there . . . well.
Mr beQ, have you got a suggestion for them? Polite, of course.
Of I course I noticed, you fool! That's why you won!
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