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   beau-jolly
   

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   Eat shit!
   The bits that got me were household blender and coffee filter. Its like he's practising in his kitchen.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   Norton gives me a security error when attempting to access this.

   Look carefully at the URL - it's a little odd.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Try it this way - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15113440

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Thanks Jeni. Had 3 attempts to put the URL in and eventually failed.
   I thought it was a story about facial transplants with an amusing typo. Reading it through it seams like a perfectly safe and obvious solution to a problem; Just a bit icky finding a shit donor. And what if the shit rejects you?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   ianslat
   

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   Heston's been serving that one up for years.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   naso-oesophageal tube, though 'some doctors use another route to the bowels' is interesting. As far as I'm aware, its kind of a north versus south question, there aren't really any other approaches short of an abdominal surgery, which you'd have ot be mad to do in a c.diff patient.

   So...would you rather have someone elses shit squirted down a tube down your throat, or up a long pipe up your arse. Tricky one...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   dvo4fun
   

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   eeeuuughhh. Just read the story. Still, if it's that or Yakult

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Al OPecia
   

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   Makes sense ecologically, at least.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Duke: I noticed that. Going through the nose all the way to the bowel seems like you're taking the long way around. I do think that if I need someone else's shit squirted into me, I would probably want to be holding my nose.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    Is someone taking the piss here?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Son of Barnabas
    

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    So the question is, do you have to take your own chosen donor along with you? Who would you choose? your best friend?

    Which leads to the inevitable punchline - with friends like that, who needs enemas?

    (I'll just get my coat, hat, blender and tube....)

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Son of Barnabas
    

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    And another question: which European leader would you currently like to donate to?

    I bagsy Sarkozy (Mon dieu! C'est si si difficile!) But I think I would do away with the blender and tube and just go direct.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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