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I have been the sad victim of an intervention.

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Started 1 year ago by rikkor
Latest reply from Ironduke

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there's no place like home

rikkor

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Kidding. Miss you all. Will be back soon.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Hooray!

Posted 1 year ago #
Duncan Biscuit

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Huzzah! We need all the friends we can get this side of the pond, the neighbours are being rather anti-social. Do you fancy a European road-trip, just like old times? Normandy might be a good place to meet up.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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I know! Who would have thought that Germany would try economic coercion as a way of asserting domination? People remember what happens when they get really ugly. Land in Poland must have doubled in price overnight. This time, no more Herr Nice Guy.

Posted 1 year ago #
Runestone Cowboy

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Porsche have just issued a recall on all Cayennes, to fit them with massive gun turrets.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Typical Yank, always late to the party.

Welcome back, looking forward to your witty repartee

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Just remember, its Dachshunds and Alsatians up against the wall once war is declared Rikkor, lynched by the hysterical mobs.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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Is your dog ok?

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Firstly, LVR (Le Vrai Rikkor) is a true German, born and bred. He has the tattoo (historical echo here?) to prove it. He has a pedigree that would make the Hohenzollerns and Wettins crap their lederhosen.

If Europe goes upside down, I'm betting on him. You bring a knife, he brings his love of order and impressive incisors.

He is doing very well, thank you.

Posted 1 year ago #
antharrison

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Welcome back rikkor.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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You'll get dog's abuse.

Welcome back.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Thanks, my withered, cancer-ridden fingers can barely type "my ass hurts". Kidding. No cancer and my ass doesn't really hurt.

Posted 1 year ago #
shitsu_tonka

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Great. Glad LVR is doing well.

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Welcome back indeed. I've told the Editor I'm not writing any more subs until Rikkor is back to be rude about them.

Posted 1 year ago #
antharrison

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Hurry up Rikkor - we're all worried about you. Your abscences are of periods which resemble short prison sentences or basement caging.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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short prison sentences...my ass hurts...

the big reveal?

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